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Obviate from economic convergence

Didn't think we'd ever have to do this again.

15 December 2008 READ MORE

Shhh!

WELCOME BACK! Did you miss us? No? Good. Because it's with no little amount of reluctance that the Round Up returns kicking, screaming, toys-out-of-the-pram-throwing its way back into cyberspace.

17 February 2008 READ MORE

Press release: New season to commence in November

As you [the teams] are all no doubt aware by now we have had an on going 'situation' with the local residents who have continually complained about the noise during our bookings at Haverstock School.

19 September 2007 READ MORE

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

So intense, frenetic, and physical was the game of gridiron between Renaisssance and Venezuela that the Round Up develops a nose bleed each time it thinks about last week's clash.

21 August 2007 READ MORE

Someone's out to knife OMT

Last night, the Round Up was given the keys to a very special and much coveted place. A place where most men can only dream about going and where some would even be willing to sell their mothers to see. No, it wasn't Monica Bellucci's boudoir (sadly) but the Rv2 website logs.

15 August 2007 READ MORE

The Round Up asks: "Why do we play these silly games?

Analyze This, 1999 (synopsis): When Paul Vitti (Robert de Niro), one of New York's most powerful gangsters, prepares to assume the role of head of his crime family, he begins to experience severe anxiety and panic attacks.

8 August 2007 READ MORE

Renaissance glossary

rekindle the magic
when one hears these words shouted at them whilst on the pitch, it's that individual's duty to produce something special, and equal anything they've done in their footballing career

hot cake (also known as hot potato)
a stray pass made in a rushed manner.
usually said when a number of quick passes result in the oppostion regaining possession. (e.g. "It's a hotcake!")

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