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Someone's out to knife OMT
15 August 2007
Last night, the Round Up was given the keys to a very special and much coveted place. A place where most men can only dream about going and where some would even be willing to sell their mothers to see. No, it wasn't Monica Bellucci's boudoir (sadly) but the Rv2 website logs.
The Minus Column would have loved all the statistics, hourly usage figures, and the other weird and wonderful graphs on display but the Round Up, being a bit dim and far from the sharpest tool in the box, looked on uninterested and cocked a snoop at all the numerical malarkey. But that was until it saw some of the search queries that visitors have been using to find this website. Oh, what a hoot!
All the usual search terms were there such as, "renaissance football", "renaissance fc", and "big blue-shirted bottlers" but we weren't quite prepared for "doyoulickadickaday" (no, we still don't), and more curiously, "knife omt". The words knife and OMT said together would normally trigger the klaxons here at Renai HQ but our security honcho, Tarek the Timid Taser man, had as usual, fallen asleep face down at the controls.
Thankfully, "knife OMT" isn't a crude call to arms to bring Renaissance's season to an abrupt and bloody end but a reference to the Ocean Master Titanium knife used by NATO military forces and most definitely the sharpest tool in the box. Or it could indeed be a call to bring Renaissance's season to an abrupt and bloody end. Who knows? Whichever you prefer.
Rv2 goes global
We'd like to give a shout out and warm welcome to all the visitors from around the globe who have come across our website - be they looking for military combat weaponry or using highly suggestive penis-related come ons. So stand up visitors from: Italy, France, Brazil, Greece, United States, Germany, India, Poland, and of course, the United Kingdom.
Needless to say, there are hundreds of countries missing from that list but one in particular which is conspicuous by its absence. Venezuela. Valiant Venezuela have been punching above their weight in the geo-political minefield that is Latin America but have been less successful where it really counts -- i.e the litter-strewn soccer field that is Top Corner's Football in a Cage. Venezuela have the slimmest and unlikeliest of chances to win the league this season but any result other than victory against Renaissance tonight would bring their Oh Empty Campaign to its usual conclusion.
The Minus Column says ...
Fremantle to go down by two goals against Recreativo.
One goal to separate Avalon from Warne.
Renaissance to eek out Venezuela by the odd goal.
And a final word from our sponsors
Clean sheets are just like London buses ...
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Renaissance glossary
merk
1. to make someone look foolish.
2. to embarrass or humiliate someone and brag in the aftermath.
hot cake (also known as hot potato)
a stray pass made in a rushed manner;
usually said when a number of quick passes result in the oppostion regaining possession.
(e.g. "It's a hotcake!")
Check out more definitions from the Renaissance Glossary.