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Street walking; and Sagat silenced?
Sagat: Gagged.
22 March 2007
The Round Up performed some downright despicable and low paying jobs before it joined forces with Rv2. Things clearly haven't improved since those cold, dark days as we're currently holed up in a cramped shack toiling for pitiful recompense in the middle of night.
Still, despite our position on the lower rung of the job ladder we haven't yet resorted to taking to the streets and turning tricks. Which is more that can be said for FremantleMedia, who last night turned up at Haverstock dressed in their skimpiest frock, stockings, and stilettos; pouted and winked at Spanish conquistadors Recreativo, before willingly presented themselves for their weekly shellacking.
"A piece of cake!" miaowed Recreativo's cat-like goalkeeper, as he lit up another cigar. "I barely had to move a muscle... at least not a leg muscle," he purred before kicking FremantleMedia out of bed.
Once Recreativo have finished gyrating their hips they'll turn their attention towards next week's clash with arch-nemesis Renaissance. But more on that in the next Round Up.
Sagat silenced?
Sagat, a thoughtful and dedicated Muay Thai kickboxer, is not known to seek the services of street walkers. Everything he does is done in his own measured and deliberate manner. Each word he utters is chosen with care and given due consideration before delivery in his jolly Thai accent.
But when he opined last week that "a thin line called talent" separated Renaissance and Enterprise his comments drew a tiger uppercut's worth of controversy. It was suggested he tone down his musings as other teams would not take kindly to them and would respond by trying to stick one (figuratively) on Renaissance.
Well, if you take his words seriously and what we do here likewise then you need to:
a) lighten up
b) [re]develop a sense of humour
c) stop taking sneak peaks here when you should be commissioning another series of Neighbours.
It's all a joke! And yeah, it's normally on you. But if you still don't get it then we suggest you take a leaf from Crystal Waters' Gypsy Woman and la da dee la dee da.
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Renaissance glossary
a ha!
an exclamation commonly used to express enlightment, shock, surprise, or when one has been busted.
often said at the end of a joke or question.
dossier
1. a blueprint of plans for an intense training session.
2. a highly detailed and thorough critique of an opponents strengths and weaknesses
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